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The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with the most brilliant single mind, but rather the man who can best coordinate the brains and talents of his associates.

From: Uzodimma Juliana -uzodimmajuliana-
Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2016 06:17:21 +0000
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The ability to eat and enjoy food is one of the characteristics of human beings.As humans that appears to be the only thing we have in common as far as food is concerned. We differ in every other matter concerning food;while some like it spicy,acrid etc. Others like it bland, tasty, sugary,gooey and the list goes on. Some of these differences are attributed to culture, religion, class,taste or just plain old individual differences.

I found out that these differences have given birth to some extremely hilarious quotes. Please enjoy some of them:

                               “  A cucumber should be sliced, and dressed with

                                  pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for


-Samuel Johnson-

                      “He was a bold man that first ate an oyster’’

                               – -Jonathan Swift–

                                           “No man is lonely while eating spaghetti”

                                                          -Attributed to Robert Morley-

                                          “Broth is the foundation of cookery”

                                                        -Louis Eustache Ude-

                                       “Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with                                               a college education” 

                                                       – Mark Twain-

                                      “Food is an important part of a balanced diet”

                                                                     -Fran Lebowitz-


                                                    “Food is our common ground a universal experience”

                                                                   -James Beard-


                                                “Do not make a fetish of truffles as the bourgeois do.

                                                 Truffles are excellent but they are not sublime”


                                               “ Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It

                                                 is made of all  those little curly wooden shavings you

                                                  find in pencil sharpeners”

                                                           -Ronald Dahl-

                                                “Apple pie without cheese is like a kiss without

                                                  a squeeze”


                                           “Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French,

                                           Who, if they cared to try could produce an excellent and

                                            nutritious substitute out of cigar stump and  empty match


–                                                      -Norman Douglas-

I  know just like the owners of these quotes, you too have lots of fun comments to make about your favorite foods and unprintable ones about those you loathe. Please feel free to share them in your comments.  Have fun.

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